Ah, the power of modern science.
Just don't slap them and try and speak to the Bridge.
2001: A Space Kitteh
Ai lub Sci-Fi!
There is a great disturbance in the force.
Liek a millyun voyses awl cried awt at wunce...
There's One! Set for Stun!
We musst boldly go!
Aiz feelz a stwange disturbance in teh force...
Liek a millyun voises were sudunlee silenced...
Lib Long and Prospurr
Maek it sew!