Edumacating an forming yung mindz iz like twying tu mold a soap bubbul.
Those whoo can't do, teech. Those whoo can't teech, teech gym.
New skool yeer. Same reely bad skool lunches.
GIB US DA REEL STUFF!
I NAWT goin to skool! I knows way too much alreddy!
Its wrong, ai tells yoo! Wrong!
Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!
Why can't vacayshun nebber end?
ARE THE KIDS GONE BACK TO SCHOOL YET?
Its abawt tiem!!
I hope I don't see anyone from school.
Couldn't wee do dis at hoem?
and this, children, is what we call Fast Food.
Can't watch forebbur, tho. Yoo can go Owt at recess. Follow mee, kids!
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