There's nothing qutie like getting lost in a book.
Watch your mouth, kitty!
U iz nawt teh sharpest claw on teh paw. Yep, aidonfinkso.
I meen dat in da nicest way, ob course.
Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.
Dis is nawt wut ai wuz esspecting.
Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
What? It's not the hand that feeds me.
Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.