Just saw the new cat that moved in next door. I think I'm in love!!!
Ai guess dis is why dey cawl it a 'crush'.
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.
I no wanna be shpooned
Ebberybuddy's doin it!
This will eliminate a lot of unnecessary energy that will not benefit me directly.
Ahh, de joys ob soshul meedia.
Romeow & Drooliet
Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.
Go ahead and laugh, Romeo. At least I didn't have to inflate mine.
At leest owr relayshunship is based on LUV.
Sew... yoo come hear oftun?
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