Ever had that " Three ' s a Crowd " feeling ?

Juss anudder wun foar my awkward moment lisst.

ASKED HER FOR A DATE SHE SAID, AUGUST 3, 1902

Romans is dangeruss bisness.

So, I heard you like armored sea dogs. Yeah, you know what? I think I'm done with speed dating.

Ai doan't think you awr mai fabrit seefood.

Just saw the new cat that moved in next door. I think I'm in love!!!

Ai guess dis is why dey cawl it a 'crush'.

yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk

Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.

I no wanna be shpooned

Ebberybuddy's doin it!

This will eliminate a lot of unnecessary energy that will not benefit me directly.

Ahh, de joys ob soshul meedia.