The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.
Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.
Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time
Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.
you've stepped on my tail for the last time!
AAi'm awl reddee fur dat 'Promeetheius' moobie.
Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.
Mai revenj will be swifft.
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
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