Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.
Mai revenj will be swifft.
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
I can't believe I let them do this to me.
Ai will get mai revenj.
You may be bald but you'll never have to go to the groomers.
And oh, wut a good laff it will be.
Teh noo boyfriend says i have "litter box paws" Now he has "litter box drink"
Ai haff plans foar him.
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