next time mr. phelpz!!! next time!!
Yeah, yoo beddur be retired! Cuz ai'd kick your butt if we hads a rematch!
BEILING KITTEH! AVENGE ME!
Dis is kind ob da wurst fing ever.
that'll teach you, sitting in my spot!
Ai'll find a way owt ob dis one wen da hooman gets back...
heres a present in exchange for the pedicure... KACK!
Doan't yoo dare cawl dis fashun. DIS IS TORCHUR.
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.
Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.
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