that'll teach you, sitting in my spot!
Ai'll find a way owt ob dis one wen da hooman gets back...
heres a present in exchange for the pedicure... KACK!
Doan't yoo dare cawl dis fashun. DIS IS TORCHUR.
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.
Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.
Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time
Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.
you've stepped on my tail for the last time!
AAi'm awl reddee fur dat 'Promeetheius' moobie.
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