...FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeeeee!
I am a master of insults.
The Tuesday crowd are the worst.
I feel like I was meant to ravage the countryside in this... Thank you.
I despise Halloween.
It took a long time to find a piece of bread big enough.
DON'T ACT LIKE U DON'T KNO WUT U DID.