But family first... right?
Oh, good you're sending it back. I'll get the tape.
Ai'll also inform da postman.
When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
I wasnt expecting you home so soon
sumtiemz kittehz do teh darndist fingz.
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