I MISSED MY 5:00 NAP NOW I HAZ TO WAIT FOR MY 5:15 NAP
Mai life is so hard.
Ai do love feets.
LOVIN' MY CRUISE ON THE S.S. COUCH
Nao dis is mai kind ob travel.
Whutchu mean, time to get up and do some work? Di iss how kittehs work. Why yoo diddent know dat?
We wurk verry hard, u kno.
Sweet dweams, kitteh.
I'm checking my resting heart rate.
Aftur dis ai'll go lie on da dumbells for liek an hour.
Monorail cat sevice is down for, ah "repairs", yeah that's it, the track needs "repairs." Do not listen to any rumors about "naps" or "sleeping on the job."
Call teh civul enjineers!
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