Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today