You forgot to peel it.
And while you're at it...
OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.
Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today