I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
all your lap are belong to me
Resistuns is footile.
This is the spot where, in 23.5 minutes the sun rays will be shinning and I will be laying.
Mmmm. Sun beems.
i tink dis foot massager needs a new bat'try
Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.
Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines
Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.
Bring me mah food, my litta box and mah water bowl cuz I aint movin' from this spot till the air conditioner kicks on and the barbecue starts cookin'.
Ai haz a meh.
|||||.. Solar recharge 80%
Its been sew long!
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