all your lap are belong to me
Resistuns is footile.
This is the spot where, in 23.5 minutes the sun rays will be shinning and I will be laying.
Mmmm. Sun beems.
i tink dis foot massager needs a new bat'try
Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.
Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines
Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.
Bring me mah food, my litta box and mah water bowl cuz I aint movin' from this spot till the air conditioner kicks on and the barbecue starts cookin'.
Ai haz a meh.
|||||.. Solar recharge 80%
Its been sew long!
yawn I think it's time for my post-sleeping pre-breakfast mid-grooming morning nap... Right after I use the litter box...
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