burds of a fethur chill togethur
Lazy is both an art and a science.
IZ YOO DED? YOO BINS LYIN DER FUR TEN WHOLE MINNITS WIFOWT GIBBIN MEE ATTENSHUNS...
The veyull between dis wurld and da next is a thin wun...
Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice
An nobuddy knows cool liek ai do.
I HAZ A KUMFEE...
Don't yoo want tu join?
Life is good.
Dis is da lief.
My evening cocktail.
I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN
Ai will gib u a hint...