My evening cocktail.

I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.

ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN

Ai will gib u a hint...

Okay Earth, don't revolve any, I've got the sun positioned perfectly on mah belly.

Juss be sure to go awaey wen ai tell u to.

I am in my scritch position You may proceed

Proseed scritching nao, slaev!

all your lap are belong to me

Resistuns is footile.

This is the spot where, in 23.5 minutes the sun rays will be shinning and I will be laying.

Mmmm. Sun beems.

i tink dis foot massager needs a new bat'try

Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.