Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice
An nobuddy knows cool liek ai do.
I HAZ A KUMFEE...
Don't yoo want tu join?
Life is good.
Dis is da lief.
My evening cocktail.
I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN
Ai will gib u a hint...
Okay Earth, don't revolve any, I've got the sun positioned perfectly on mah belly.
Juss be sure to go awaey wen ai tell u to.
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
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