Life is good.
Dis is da lief.
My evening cocktail.
I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.
ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN
Ai will gib u a hint...
Okay Earth, don't revolve any, I've got the sun positioned perfectly on mah belly.
Juss be sure to go awaey wen ai tell u to.
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
all your lap are belong to me
Resistuns is footile.
This is the spot where, in 23.5 minutes the sun rays will be shinning and I will be laying.
Mmmm. Sun beems.
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