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Hoomin, haz u seen ma fiddle? Teh cow taht jumps ober dis gonna be here n e second nao

aifinkso it must b a full moon...

Iz u still mad?

ai iz nawt sorree, jus chekin.

How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?

at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.

What? You were maybe planning to accommodate some dwarf?

in teh meen tiem, ai iz jus gunna keepz it warm.

Can we take temperature from DIS angle dis time?

teh hoomin kid getz 2 tayk it frum dis anglol...

dos u no ciropactor cuz i kinda need one

aifinkso mai hed iz borked...

We found him in the park! Can we keep him?

he eben liekz it wen we petz him!