How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?
at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.
What? You were maybe planning to accommodate some dwarf?
in teh meen tiem, ai iz jus gunna keepz it warm.
Can we take temperature from DIS angle dis time?
teh hoomin kid getz 2 tayk it frum dis anglol...
dos u no ciropactor cuz i kinda need one
aifinkso mai hed iz borked...
We found him in the park! Can we keep him?
he eben liekz it wen we petz him!
Is that an abyss? Cuz it's staring back at me.
ai'z nawt scayred, nawt at all...