Wow. Jumpy much?
datz pwetty impressif, rly!
where iz mai another eyebrown
mebbe it gawt curld away?
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
Yoo CAN'T stay mad if I looks at yoo like dis , cans yoo ?
plz 2 forgibz meh?
When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
Hoomin, haz u seen ma fiddle? Teh cow taht jumps ober dis gonna be here n e second nao
aifinkso it must b a full moon...
Iz u still mad?
ai iz nawt sorree, jus chekin.
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