What? It's not the hand that feeds me.

Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.

What are you up to, Mittens? Nuthin ... just loafing.

Juss me an mai pals.

Bleak House by Charles Lickens

bettur dan a glass howse aifinkso!

I haz bad dae, I'ze jus needz to vent a littel.

bery punneh, kitteh.

Ahhh.....Spring time you know what that means Cat-tus growing season again.

growin seezun is teh bestest seezun!

The farmer will let u cross his field for free But teh bull charges Now u tell meh!!

anyfing dat involvz runnin iz no gud in kitteh's bok.

Ai swares, Da lamp jumped! It was depwessed wif its dark thawts.

alsew, it wuz bery uglee.