The Mews at 10
Ai'b gawt your breaking noos rite heer.
Tell Muddr Soopereor derz a dri cleenr at teh dor. He wantz tu no if we has enny durty habitz.
Nun's da wurd.
Maybe you and me baby could go somewhere quiet Somewhere a little more Loki
I know sumplaece that is just divine...
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M INBRED
Hao dare u be so direspekful ob mai culture.
HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT YOU'RE A KITTY
SO CLAW ME MAYBE
Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.
It's dangerous to provolone. Take these olives.
Did ai menshun dat pun wuz DELISHUS?
Some cats are outstanding in their field. Bob decided to make it laying down.
Oh, dose clebbur clebbur puns.