De grass is always greener on de other side of de fence
Dats where ai poop
Ai'm nawt sure if its reelly dat much bettur on da udder side...
You try to pull the trigger I'm gonna backfire.
Dat kickback is pretty rough.
Alright! Alright! I'll clean out your pan.
Mittens had a knack for overreactions.
skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...
Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.
nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.
Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.
It was empty; I'm making more logs for you.
Yoo can thank me latur.
I HAS A CONSTIPATION
Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!