skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...
Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.
nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.
Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.
It was empty; I'm making more logs for you.
Yoo can thank me latur.
I HAS A CONSTIPATION
Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!
guess wut i did in ur shoe.
Go awn. Guess.
Stop playing games. There's a real "Call of Doody" over at the litter box.
An while ur dere imma get in sum qualitee tiem wif MAI fabbrit game
See? I DO give a sh*t about your plants
doin sew iz tirin tho.
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