Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.
Dis is nawt wut ai wuz esspecting.
Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.
Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.
Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude
Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.
Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit
Srsly, cawl me Biscuit from nao on.
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