Awl mai lief ai've been told how fotogenic ai am.
What exactly is it that I'm trying to 'work'?
Ai cud do a turn on the catwalk, ai guess.
You may regard this photograph as your last sentient contribution to human art
Leev da arting to da essperts.
Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.
revenj iz a dish bestest servd on teh interwebz.