hello, hooman. remember me?

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hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

*SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME STUDYING HER KITTEH GUIDEBOOK!*

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*SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME STUDYING HER KITTEH GUIDEBOOK!*
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AHEM! When I rest my chin like this, tilt my head like so, turn my eyes toward you, and gaze adoringly in your direction. . . that's your cue to get off your butt, spring to your feet, and rush over her to pet me!

srsly, kant u taykz a hint?