I think you just found scritch central!

So we're getting three more dogs, six puppies, a ferret and a skunk? That's fine human. i've got a box. nothing can touch me.

Ebberyfing is awlways fine in mai box.

AHEM! When I rest my chin like this, tilt my head like so, turn my eyes toward you, and gaze adoringly in your direction. . . that's your cue to get off your butt, spring to your feet, and rush over her to pet me!

srsly, kant u taykz a hint?