BELLY RUB PERMISSION: GRANTED
It taeks a steady hand.
To go to baffroom yoo muss gibs ritual adorashuns to da presidin deity.
itz a pwetteh commun praktis in feline rilijunz.
You can come out. The scary part is over.
iz u shur itz ober?
aiz nawt gunna do anyfing, sept watch.
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