Dang, dere's a lawt ob lego around here.
Da Magician's Allians will hear about dis! Wait... yoo watch Arrested Delelupment... rite...?
Walls are mysteeriuss fings.
Make sure you read instructions Don't put batteries in wrong place!
He needs sum rechargin'.
hello, are these yours?
OW. YES. YES THEY ARE.
Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.
When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.
I HAS A CONSTIPATION
Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!
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