When I said to make me a sammich I didint mean it literally....
Beddur than being in-bread ai guess.
That was one Crazy night.
Waz that furreal? An whose clothes awr dese...
I can't believe I let them do this to me.
Ai will get mai revenj.
omg don't put me on facebook
Wut if sumwun saw me liek dis?!