Who duzzen't lub a good book?
Dafuq did you just say about my sweater?!
Doan't yoo say ANYFING ABOUT MAH SWETTUR.
So, long-story-short, my startup folded and I couldn't find a job. So now I spend the day in the park juggling dead mice for donations of kibble.
Anneeways... hears mai resume...
Ai can be ur pwivat ai?
Kitteh noir is da best genre.
What? My suit's at the cleaners.
And mite ai say, ai do luk fetching in a soot.
Basement cat's embarrassing childhood years
Is okay, he still gru up to be scaree.
When I said to make me a sammich I didint mean it literally....
Beddur than being in-bread ai guess.
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