hello, are these yours?

OW. YES. YES THEY ARE.

Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude

Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.

I HAS A CONSTIPATION

Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!

I'm just trying to make your face match your shirt...

Trust meh, ai knoz awl abowt wut lewkz gud!

Guess who?

Ai haytz teh guessin gaem.

A little easier on the braked next time please! ooofff

Beddur yet, gib me da wheel.

Hmm your T6 vertebrae is out

Be carefol back dere!