Did I leave the oven on?
No. Because you're a friggin' cat.
Lief is so simple fur us.
nobody findz meh here.
Cats awr espeshully gud hiders. Nawt so much gud reeders.
It became quite obvious that Jerry had a drinking problem
u iznt foolin anybuddeh, kitteh.
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