This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.
AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT
It's dangerous to provolone. Take these olives.
Did ai menshun dat pun wuz DELISHUS?
Say girl Lemme get somma doze green beens
Cudn't help butt(!) yoo doan't seem tew liek dem verry much.
teh last thing a cheezburger evar sees...
Is da ciiiircle ob liiiiief
Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?
Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?
dunt be afrade lil burdie. u too ugglee to eat.
Ai onlee need beyooty in mai lief.
peanut butter? i didn't know peanuts had butts
Do we needs moar jelly?
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