B better wif budder
Awl ai wanted wuz a decent thing ob tuna!
HAMSTAR CATZ CHEEKS IZ FULL
Its onlee becuzz Muffin is so meen!
I dunno if Iz supposa ta eatz theez or pee on dem.
Yoar doing it awl wrong.
Rememburr to always nom responsibly.
here human you can eat now
Ai am such a giving cat. Can ai at leest get a thank you??
Dis iz my last peece ob popcorm an da moobie not eben past da prebiews yet .
Aint nuffin beddur dan moobie noms.
Tried to make some mousse. The mouse wasn't happy.
Hab ai ebber menshunned my lub ob gud dessert?