Just cuz it's edible, duzzent mean it's food.
Mebbe ai needs to expand mai palette...
Tried to make some mousse. The mouse wasn't happy.
Hab ai ebber menshunned my lub ob gud dessert?
Ai jus getz it maiselv!
Ai luv you, fridj.
You really need to enunciate more.
Dis iz my last peece ob popcorm an da moobie not eben past da prebiews yet .
Aint nuffin beddur dan moobie noms.
You'll get it back in another form, don't worry.
I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.
We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.
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