Dey shur don't make abacuses like dey yoosed to.
Dis issn't wurkin. Where's mai TI-89?
The new cat smells funny.
Smells like a mystery, to me.
OMG MY NEW CAT HOUSE IS JUST AMAZING!!!
I mean, just lying on top of it...
where's that carboard box it came in?
Ai lub AWL mai boxes.
i'm opening my eyes now this world better be good
Ai still gots sum stuff to figgur out.
found new entrance to narnia Aslan says Hi
wai u no tell meh dat we iz relaytid?
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
dig mai sweet nu ride !! it even come wif vanitee plate !!1!
if it aynt a hawg, it aynt a ride!