i'm opening my eyes now this world better be good
Ai still gots sum stuff to figgur out.
found new entrance to narnia Aslan says Hi
wai u no tell meh dat we iz relaytid?
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
dig mai sweet nu ride !! it even come wif vanitee plate !!1!
if it aynt a hawg, it aynt a ride!
THE KITTY LITTER LAPTOP A new and improved way to dislike stuff on Facebook!!
it rebuttz rly eezy 2!
Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.
mebbe u jus needz sum noo clothez!