No seriously, don't quit your day job to pursue your music.
Srsly, its pretty bad.
"Too pitchy, Dawg." Itty Bitty American Idol Committee
Yoo need tu work on yoar staeg presence. And stop peeing on Ryan Seacrest.
I shall plai yoo teh song ob mai peepl. Purrpaer yorsalf fur a screechy, scrachy fast fud yowlin' gud tiem.
Ai also taek rekwests.
Sir Elton Tom!
He's a knight foar a reesun, yoo kno.
TURN IT UP itz mah jam
Crank dat stuff up!
STEINWAY OR TEH HIWAY
Nuffin unrustles mah jimmies liek tickling the ivories.
PLAY ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH HORNS
Ai lub awl forms of da arts.
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