HOLY CRAP! THAT ROCK IS COMING FOR ME!
Don't run, kitteh! Yoo can find a way owt ob dis!
Wouldn't it make way-more sense to just get out of the chair when I ask?
Kitteh has minimull moral charaktur.
GET OUT THE WAY
Loodacris tawt me ebberyfing ai kno.
I think I can hear it growing. Freaky.
Ai'b been here foar a whiel.
No worries feng shui kitten fix it
Much bettar flow nao.
The expired mayo in the back... IT JUST MOVED!
Ai thawt the fridj was a saef, benebullent beeing!
Your in mah spot.
Dats it, ai've had enuff.