We lookz lyk twinz!

Seppurrated at burth, we kno.

Silence fool! You know nothing!

Lemmee handlol this!

Of all the kittens, Teddy was most likely to put his foot in his mouth.

datz alwayz an awkwerd posishun 2 b in...

Stunned that he had been caught & surrounded by the evidence of his crime, Martin could not even speak ... as the victim was still in his mouth.

wel, diz is a bit embarasin...