I'm awake. So why am I not eating?
A kitteh has needs, u kno.
But kitty, It's 6 AM
....y'sure cat? Really?
Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
It 4 00 am. My bowl empy. You have 5 seconds to fix it or I pull you out of bed.
Up an at um!
CLOSE THE DAMN BLINDS!
HAO AM I SUPPOSED TU GET MAI BYOOTEE REST?!
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