Folks who say "Good Morning" Should be forced to prove it
Prove it wib foods. Dats da BEST form ob proof.
hssss. the light!
It buuuurns usssss...
I'm awake. So why am I not eating?
A kitteh has needs, u kno.
But kitty, It's 6 AM
....y'sure cat? Really?
Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
It 4 00 am. My bowl empy. You have 5 seconds to fix it or I pull you out of bed.
Up an at um!