Cats: The Epitome of Sloth
I'll be scowling in my bed if anyone needs me.
Coffee: da answer to awl fings.
Some people know it's morning when the sun rises. Cat owners know it's morning when the cat's head rises.
Awr yoo a mornin purrson?
I don't believe it! Daylight really does exist!
Wat... wat do ai do wib it?
Folks who say "Good Morning" Should be forced to prove it
Prove it wib foods. Dats da BEST form ob proof.
hssss. the light!
It buuuurns usssss...