I'm awake. So why am I not eating?

A kitteh has needs, u kno.

But kitty, It's 6 AM

....y'sure cat? Really?

Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.

Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.

Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?

Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.

It 4 00 am. My bowl empy. You have 5 seconds to fix it or I pull you out of bed.

Up an at um!

CLOSE THE DAMN BLINDS!

HAO AM I SUPPOSED TU GET MAI BYOOTEE REST?!