I don't need a glowing red nose to locate your face.
Doesn't that stuff make you have to poop, anyways?
Cats: The Epitome of Sloth
I'll be scowling in my bed if anyone needs me.
Coffee: da answer to awl fings.
Some people know it's morning when the sun rises. Cat owners know it's morning when the cat's head rises.
Awr yoo a mornin purrson?
I don't believe it! Daylight really does exist!
Wat... wat do ai do wib it?