no hooman, dis phone not for you
is smart phone
Ur beddur off wid a carrier pigeon to bee honust.
As Health Inspektor I hearby confliscrape, cofinscape...Iz gonna taeks all dis meat fur meh
MMmmmm, beef. Oar as ai kno it... Land Toona.
PUT DEM IN YUR BED!
DIS IS MY COMFEE SPACE, DAMMIT.
hello, are these yours?
OW. YES. YES THEY ARE.
Are you using that? Well, i'm taking it anywayz
Mos ob your things awr mien enneeways.
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Even in his sleep Winston wouldn't share.
Ai called dibs allreddee.