Tried to make some mousse. The mouse wasn't happy.
Hab ai ebber menshunned my lub ob gud dessert?
Sorry I got so wrapped up in mah werk I didn't notice teh tiem
You awr welcom tu squeeze da Charmin.
Oh, there you are.
We're out of toilet paper.
Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.
Well, you said you were tired of cat hair all over the place so I thought I would just, like, switch it up a little.
Nuffin liek rufflin a few gud fedders.
It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.
Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.
Well, I am equally devastated. Now I have nothing to do until you get back from Wal-Mart.
Don't b a hayter!
Well... you startled me. I panicked.
kitteh panik alwayz ends badlee.
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