Grabiteez? I don't need no grabiteez. I don't conform tu teh laws ob uniberse, uniberse mus conform tu mai whims.
Ai am lord ob spaece an time!!
Fwont feets iz tired fwum too much kissin . Pay homage to dis wun now.
WORSHIP DA FEETS.
patience, mah minion... 1 day this will all be ours
We shall both rool wid iron claws.
yesh my shicky friend I will do your bidding
Ai lub yoo schticky mastur.
i iz mastr yoldlerz
Ai taek reqwests.
It took me a long time to teach them their job is to keep me warm and comfy.
Aah, dis is da lief.
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