Doant get up, ai can do dis maiself.
It took me a long time to teach them their job is to keep me warm and comfy.
Aah, dis is da lief.
It's morning. Again.
Ai'll be in mai bed.
Iz livn de dweem
It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.
don mess wif meh i haz a feerce
Ai'll show yoo 'conflikt resolooshun'!
Get a cat they said. It will be fun they said.
Ai am nawt habbing fun yet.
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today
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