Well after listening to you for an hour and a half, I have concluded that you suffer from truly boring personality disorder.
Ai am a pirate kiiiiiiing...
yeahhh datzz my jamm\
Sounds pretty gud IMO.
So, the voices told you to, huh?
Loosing it nebber felt so good.
I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.
He seeriusly needs sum lessons.
Hello, Turtle?... This is cat.
Hello cat, did you dial wrong number?
Agnosticat listens to both sides
Tiem foar da big qwestshuns tu be considdured.
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