stoopid dog why u not read doormat?
Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.
I is not cat, I is sweater. Keep packing.
So waer are we going agenn?
Cats may act all sleepy and lazy, but the instant you leave for work, this is what happens.
wun moar reezun 2 neber go 2 work aifinkso!
When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
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