YO! C'mere. Covers fell off.

Hop tew it, slaev!!

Whutchu mean, time to get up and do some work? Di iss how kittehs work. Why yoo diddent know dat?

We wurk verry hard, u kno.

Be careful..On hot summer days, note that the melting point of cats is about 105.6 degrees.

Ai'm melting! Ai'm melting!

Dey sed tu follow ur dreams So ai go back tu bed.

Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...

I'm checking my resting heart rate.

Aftur dis ai'll go lie on da dumbells for liek an hour.

I think I can hear it growing. Freaky.

Ai'b been here foar a whiel.

Today is a great day for not caring

Look at awl da cares ai gib.