Energy soooo loooow!

I love being lazy!

Wake me when it's never, okay?

Go on youtube or something.

...eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter Swear Words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeeee!

Sometimes the best cats are just too lazy for words.

Most days I just can't be bothered. Now I can't be bothered EVEN MORE.