SALVADOR DALI'S CAT
Deh persissense of nommery.
all your lap are belong to me
Resistuns is footile.
ok this side is done flip me over
Pwactice fire safety, kitteh!
Bring me mah food, my litta box and mah water bowl cuz I aint movin' from this spot till the air conditioner kicks on and the barbecue starts cookin'.
Ai haz a meh.
She's hinting about something, but I'm darned if I can figure out what it is...
HUNGER! I iz dying ob hunger, you brickbwains!
dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.