This is am outrage! I'll call my lawyer! I'll call PETA! I'LL CALL MY MOMMY!
AH'M GONNA CALL DA CYBER POLICE ON YA IF YOO POST DIS.
I may LOOKS helpless but i habs da MEANEST attorney munnies can buys.
Bettur cawl Sawl.
I'd like you to meet my attorney. Badger. Of Badger, Wolverine, Skunk and Kline.
He is esstremely knowludgabble.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!