ITTEH BITTEH PLANT KILLING COMMITTEH
Ai'b nebber lieked plants enneeway.
come on birdy...
Thank gudness foar technologee.
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.
Dark an dangeruss bizness is wut ai deal.
Iz killed da watah spewin snake. Bathtime now ovah!
Please to leave nao??!
Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"
Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"
The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.
Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.
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