U pwegnant? Wen u haz ur litter, u still lub me bestest rite?
Ai'm still nawt shure if ai'll like him oar nawt.
U told meh u child-proofed teh house... but it keeps getting back in.
We had a systum an yoo RUINED IT!
I HATE bring your kid to work day
Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.
I hope I don't see anyone from school.
Couldn't wee do dis at hoem?
Ai am preppared tu defend!
Parent kitteh is not mad just very disappointed
Doan't judj me, dad!!!
You may be bald but you'll never have to go to the groomers.
And oh, wut a good laff it will be.